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- I do not think I ever opened a book in my life which had not something to say upon woman's inconstancy. Songs… — Jane Austen
- If we ever opened a meeting with a prayer, silent or otherwise, we would disintegrate. — Jerry Falwell
- If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store… — Jack Handey
- Nothing has ever opened my eyes like transcendental meditation has. It makes me calm and happy, and, well, it gives me some… — Hugh Jackman
- No one else has ever opened doors for me. I opened them myself. — Jenni Rivera