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Eulogy Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather…
- According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means…
- A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death…
More Eulogy Quotes
- No eulogy is due to him who simply does his duty and nothing more. — Saint Augustine
- Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead. — Ambrose Bierce
- I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. — George Carlin
- While I can make no claim for having introduced the term "rugged individualism," I should be proud to have invented it. It… — Herbert Hoover
- Society is purely and solely a continual series of exchanges... And the greatest eulogy we can give it, for exchange is an… — Antoine Destutt de Tracy
- The most eloquent eulogy of capitalism was made by its greatest enemy. Marx is only anti-capitalist in so far as capitalism is… — Albert Camus
- I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt to pluck meaning from the fog, and on… — Peggy Noonan
- Why do we spend so much of our limited time on this earth focusing on all the things that our eulogies will… — Arianna Huffington
- That’s one of the nice things about writing, or any art; if the thing’s real, it just lives. All the attendant hoopla about… — Woody Allen
- In our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart and in our own despair, against our will,… — Aeschylus
- The highest eulogy which can be pronounced on the Revolution of 1688 is this that this was our last Revolution. — Thomas B. Macaulay
- A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. — Irvin S. Cobb