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End Quotes by George Carlin
- I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report.…
- I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label. I…
- You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork.…
- If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a month, and at…
- So about 80 years after the Constitution is ratified, the slaves are freed. Not so you'd really notice it of course; just kinda on paper.…
- When will all the rhetorical questions end?
- Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage. I've always written in the long format, five, eight, 10-minute pieces rather than one-liners,…
- Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And…
- Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
- The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What…
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