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- They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed. — Bob Uecker
- I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. — Simon Kinberg
- Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. — Jack Handey
- A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first." — Robert Breault
- He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs. — Bobby Heenan
- I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.' — John McCain
- The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the… — Thom Yorke
- Philadelphia fans would boo funerals, an Easter egg hunt, a parade of armless war vets and the Liberty Bell. — Bo Belinsky