Easter Egg Quotes
- A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first." — Robert Breault
- They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed. — Bob Uecker
- He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs. — Bobby Heenan
- I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.' — John McCain
- The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having… — Thom Yorke
- Philadelphia fans would boo funerals, an Easter egg hunt, a parade of armless war vets and the Liberty Bell. — Bo Belinsky
- Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House’s Easter Egg Roll. It’s nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress. — Jay Leno
- I'll protect myself by making up all this crazy stuff. It'll be like a little shell. Like an Easter egg shell that's all decorated. — Edie Brickell
- I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. — Simon Kinberg
- Hedwig didn't return until the end of the Easter holidays. Percy's letter was enclosed in a package of Easter eggs that Mrs. Weasley had sent.… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. — Jack Handey
- Easter egg hunks!! — Jonas Brothers
- Happy easter everyone. I miss easter egg hunting. Is it weird for adults to do that? — Mark Salling