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- Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
- Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
- In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
- We're wild horses. We're going to eat your food, knock down your tent and poop on your shoes. We're protected by federal law, just like…
- Here in Miami, on weekends, amusement-seekers will come to the marina, set up folding chairs, and spend a highly entertaining day watching boat owners perform…
- ...Terry Jackson, who is the Miami Herald's automotive writer and TV critic. That's correct: This man gets paid to drive new cars AND watch television.…
- The Ford Falcon holds the proud title of Slowest Car Ever Built. In certain areas of the country you can go to a stoplight and…
- Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the…
- No man had ever knocked little Richard down. But of course Ammm was not a man.
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