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Doing Quotes by Jack Handey
- Think about world peace; while you're doing that I'll be over here stealing your stuff.
- I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun…
- If doctors ever tell you that you've "flipped out," don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because something tells me…
- I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a…
- The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, "What am I doing?!"
- I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum…
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