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Die Quotes by George Carlin
- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.
- You're all going to die. I hate to remind you, but it is on your schedule. It probably won't happen when you'd like; generally, it's…
- Professional soldiers are people who die for a living.
- If everything that ever lived is dead, and everything alive is gonna die...where does the sacred part come in?
- Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.
- Life is tough, then you die.
- If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?
- The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What…
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