Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 302 authors

Let's face it, it's not really an addiction until you've had to suck dick for it! — Unknown Author
Yet All These Girls Say They Dont Suck Dick But all These Nigguhs Getting Head ! Yet All These Boys Say They Only Fuck Finee… — Zariahh Renee!(:
When you finish , I want you to wipe that dick off and get it back hard for me — Boosie BadAss
All I know is flex, shit'n on my ex, bad hoes in my team, dick em down like next. — Meek Mill
My dick is too aware that your pussy is a chamber of financial ruin! — Louis C. K.
I thought for like five years that when you have sex, you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened,… — Louis C. K.
Working with Steve Carell because he's such a dick. Can I say that? No, I'm totally kidding. The great challenge working on this show for… — Rainn Wilson
Fucking bitches left and right, my dick is ambidextrous. — Childish Gambino
I see you retweeted me........yes I know you want the dick... — Jerett Parker
DO YOU KNOW ANY CUTE BOY THAT GOT A BIG DICK IF U DO SAY SOMETHING — RAY RAY
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, fuck it — Godwin
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me? Douche: Yeah, it… — Ella Rojas
Trust no player; Fear no bitch; Give no pussy; Suck no dick. People play games and are full of shit; Play the right role and… — Tynee Williams*
Dear boys, Being a dick isn't going to make yours bigger. — Makayla Mason
Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. — Adrianrayshawn
Boy: Hi. Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick. — Justin Lee Riner
Id kill anyone who puts his dick in the mouth that kisses me goodbye in the morning — Binkuki
Jerk stands for... Just AnothEr Rude dicK — Masha Mezz
You talk so much your dick fall so now your a fucking bitch — Kelvin
As any student of literature knows, the books that last are often not the books that are most popular when they are written. Both 'Moby… — Michael Cunningham

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