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- Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy…
- You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth
- Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be…
- Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels
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- A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy. — Nikhil Saluja
- I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
- You should wear a condom on your head because if your gunna act like a dick might as well dress like one. — Nikhil Saluja
- Guys: wanna make your woman feel speechless? Shove your dick in her mouth mid-sentence. — Nikhil Saluja
- The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja
- By the time you hear this I will have already spiralled up I would never do nothing to let you cowards fuck… — Melchor Lim
- Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon. — Cuts And Scars
- Your dick gets less action than a broom in a swiffer household. — HamsterNuts