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- A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy.
- I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up.
- You should wear a condom on your head because if your gunna act like a dick might as well dress like one.
- Guys: wanna make your woman feel speechless? Shove your dick in her mouth mid-sentence.
- My Dick is the CEO of getting down to fucking business.
- Fat girls who don't suck dick, usually serve no purpose.
- The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat.
- Not sure if you should cheat on your wife with the hot chick from work? Let your dick make the decision for you.
- Ladies, God created you to make my dick hard, not my life...
- I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are actually free.
- A man needs a woman like a dick needs a blowjob.
- ProTip: Tell a girl she has nice lips and shell suck your dick right then and there.
- I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
- Not to brag but its women who always say 'SORRY' to me Like this women in bar last night said: SORRY Asshole, I don't wanna…
- That's my dick. Not my arm.
- Relationships are a give and take; I 'give' you the dick and you 'take' your ass home before my wife gets here.
- A boss while trying to piss off an employee, So! I hear you got a small dick?! Smart employee: Does your wife tell you everything!
- Those awkward conversations with the hairdresser..Hold your dick sir let me trim your pubic hair.
- A fun thing to do during sex is to ask How's my dick look? every 30 seconds.
- Live, Laugh, Love MY DICK!
- Correct me if I'm wrong, but the medical term for small penis is 'Chinese Dick Syndrome' right?
- I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. In case you Want me to put some words in your mouth.
- Every time I see a dude wearing jeans with rips at the knee, I assume the rips came from sucking a lot of dick.
- My dick is like the Men's Warehouse; You're gonna like the way I fuck, I guarantee it.
- The Dick is the decision making part of my brain.
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