"Every time I see a dude wearing jeans……" — Nikhil Saluja
"Every time I see a dude wearing jeans with rips at the knee, I assume the rips came from sucking a lot of dick."
More Assume Quotes
- You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
- Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man;… — Marcus Aurelius
- When it comes to personnel issues, I act professionally and respectful of former employees. I just assume that's a two-way… — Michele Bachmann
- I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume… — Amy Adams
- The first mistake of art is to assume that it's serious. — Lester Bangs
- Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they… — Dave Barry
- Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. — Dave Barry
- Married couples who work together to build and maintain a business assume broad responsibilities. Not only is their work important… — Melissa Bean
- Children who assume adult responsibilities feel old when they're young. — Martha Beck
- All too often arrogance accompanies strength, and we must never assume that justice is on the side of the strong.… — Theodore Bikel
- All of the people who are using their BlackBerries or their iPhones, Facebook, all of the people who are sitting… — Tony Abbott
- Globalisation means many other countries are asserting themselves and trying to take over leadership. Please don't ask Americans to let… — Buzz Aldrin