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- I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all. -Evan
- I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan
- Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.
- Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy…
- Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best. -Evan
- Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas. -Officer Slater [pointing gun at…
- Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to pay for the alcohol. Seth: Oh no, that IS pimp.…
- Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell: Because I fucking rule! Oh, we are SO gonna get…
More Evan Quotes
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- People are also dying from vaccinations. Evan, my son, died in front of me for two minutes. You ask any mother in… — Jenny McCarthy
- Evan Handler is not only a fine actor, he’s a damn good writer. It’s Only Temporary is wise and funny and as… — Meghan Daum
- Rarely is the pain of losing someone expressed with such directness, energy, and, yes, humor. The grief in Evan Kuhlman'sWolf Boyis palpable,… — Peter Orner
- In a series of wonderful essays, Evan Handler gives himself up to us - warts and all. To our amusement and bemusement… — Lewis Black