Superbad Quotes
- I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all. -Evan
- I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan
- McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer Slater
- You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that…
- Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.
- Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time? -Seth
- I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels
- Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy…
- I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth
- You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth
- I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater
- Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.
- Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best. -Evan
- I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth. -Becca
- Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be…
- Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
- You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth
- Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth
- Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels
- Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth