Superbad Quotes

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• Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas. -Officer Slater [pointing gun at…
• Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to pay for the alcohol. Seth: Oh no, that IS pimp.…
• He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles. -Seth
• We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels
• Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett.
• So, you guys on MySpace? -Francis the Driver
• This plan's been fucked since Jump Street. -Seth
• Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels
• Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell: Because I fucking rule! Oh, we are SO gonna get…
• Chicka chicka yeah! -Fogell
• She got incredibly hot over last summer...
• Ask me bout my weenier

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