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- You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that…
- Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time? -Seth
- Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy…
- I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth
- You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth
- Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.
- Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be…
- You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth
- Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth
- Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth
- Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas. -Officer Slater [pointing gun at…
- Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to pay for the alcohol. Seth: Oh no, that IS pimp.…
- He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles. -Seth
- This plan's been fucked since Jump Street. -Seth
- Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell: Because I fucking rule! Oh, we are SO gonna get…
More Seth Quotes
- Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have… — Superbad
- I love doing comedy and I love watching comedy... Im more inclined to go watch a Seth Rogen film than a serious… — Phoebe Tonkin
- Let me arrest thy thoughts; wonder with me, why plowing, building, ruling and the rest, or most of those arts, whence our… — John Donne
- You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them. — Anthony Jeselnik
- Certainly the experiences of Seth and his relationship to his parents and his point of view of the world are very similar… — Josh Schwartz
- SETH said: The natural person is to be found, now, not in the past or in the present, but beneath layers and… — Jane Roberts
- A fine shiver coursed over my skin. "Seth?" "Yeah?" "You were in my dream." One amber-colored eye opened. "Please tell me we… — J. Lynn
- Seth can get irritated/frustrated with Jane and me. This exerpt is from the private session of November 11, 1979: "... the same… — Jane Roberts