Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 302 authors

Lettin' all these hoes ride my dick, car pools. — Lil Wayne
Her birthday suit is her pajamas She say, I didn't know your dick was a recliner. — Lil Wayne
My dick is her chair. It be sexual warfare, I be loaded like software. — Lil Wayne
If she don't suck dick, I don't give her that dick. Got the world in my hands, I'mma dribble that bitch. — Lil Wayne
She get dick, weed and ignored, thats a D.W.I nigga. — Lil Wayne
I hope that pussy warmer than luke. And sweet as Godiva. Suck this dick and swallow that nut and call it Penis colada. — Lil Wayne
I'mma wear this ass out like a uniform. So ride this dick like a horse, pony, unicorn. — Lil Wayne
To my haters, I keep it real and thats a promise. I may be a dick but at least I'm honest. When I walk by… — David Jesus Torres
How unfortunate someone has replaced your dick with a thumb. Oh.. Wait.. Get out. — Jeremy G
Stop using your cock to fuck that sock learn this simple trick and she'll beg to suck ur dick!!!!!!!!!1 — Raekwon
T-Rawws rock my own kick game 8 figure deal figure how I'm courtside at clip game Still pop ace king shit I'm with Rozay Black… — Unknown Author
Well why don't ca suck my dick? 0_0 — Jeremy G
Things you'll never hear stop sucking my dick or ill call the police — Shubham Joshi
Another women to confide in is another pussy to slide in.. Another mans shoulder to cry on becomes another dick to ride on!! — Shellby Wilson
My name is like a dick. A whore can't keep it out of their mouth. — Kiara Leigh:*
People are not stupid they do know who they could cheat on and get away with it. All I know is I don't think I… — Glen Rambharack
Guy`s only have one dick,but why mostly lot of them, not contented in one pussy;?? — Evergreen D
Rick Ross said it right! Put your dick in the dirt and get it Decapitated. — Kevin McCarty
I Told Her Put That Pussy Right And Amma Change Your Life And Don't Sit On Top Of This Dick If You Afraid Of Heights. — Rolando Djelf Ramirez
That young 19 years old Caribbean chick, will do any thing I want in bed, she love my dick like that! But she is over… — Glen Rambharack

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