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- I drop bars on slaps that knock hard and I charge for this dick extra large.
- It won't cost you much, I'm a good buy Dick-on-discount, bitch good bye.
- You still on my dick? You full of shit and I'm feelin myself.
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- A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy. — Nikhil Saluja
- I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
- You should wear a condom on your head because if your gunna act like a dick might as well dress like one. — Nikhil Saluja
- Guys: wanna make your woman feel speechless? Shove your dick in her mouth mid-sentence. — Nikhil Saluja
- The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja
- By the time you hear this I will have already spiralled up I would never do nothing to let you cowards fuck… — Melchor Lim
- Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon. — Cuts And Scars
- Your dick gets less action than a broom in a swiffer household. — HamsterNuts