Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 302 authors

She said she fuckin wit me the long way...she gon ride this dick I had a long day! — Meek Mill
If you had the dick to cheat, have the balls to admit it. — Burreezzzyyyy
I just thought Hugh Grant was a dick, that's all. And I still do. You know, and that could be something that has to do… — Robert Downey, Jr.
Dick In Your Mouf , So Suck What You Say ! — Deezy Da Dreadhead
You Suck Dick , I Succeed — Lil Wayne
Damn I'm on my own dick/ i dont see nobody blinded by my own shit/ i dont need nobody, I'm grindin out in my own… — Unknown Author
Woke Up This Morning , With My Dick To My Ceiling — Deezy Da Dreadhead
When we go to commercial, I'll look at Dick like, 'Do you still want me as your wingman?' — Ryan Seacrest
I'm very neurotic and self-conscious. So I think that I'll know when I'm becoming a dick and believing my own press. — Andrew Garfield
We wanted to do an early 90's R&B song. I think it was Jorma who said, 'What about giving a gift where you take the… — Andy Samberg
Whatchu know bitch I'm on. And can't nobody turn me off and if I was a dick I would be hard but you would make… — Iggy Azalea
Hoes on my dick cause I look like a lesbian. — Kreayshawn
At what point in life does a Richard decide to be called Dick? It bewilders me. I've never met a kid named Dick. — Jake Owen
It ain't ya spit game, It's your DICK game.! :) — Nicki Minaj
Ain't no dick worth chasing when they're billions more. ya'll better act like these niggas replaceable, cause they damn sho' ain't faithful. — Amera
Love me I leave me tht the end of my story but it went happened again see I bought a knife cut thiz ball off… — Unknown Author
Bitch I'm deaf and suck my dick. — Lil Smileyy
Bitches don't respect me, bitches respect my dick. — Lil Smileyy
If you talk about my mom, break yourself. If you talk about my grandma, kill yourself. If you talk about me, I'll shot your dick… — Lil Smileyy
Niggas, just cause you have a dick, dont mean you gotta act like one. -From, Every Girl. — Francis

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