Dick Quotes
633 quotes by 302 authors
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She said she fuckin wit me the long way...she gon ride this dick I had a long day!
— Meek Mill
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If you had the dick to cheat, have the balls to admit it.
— Burreezzzyyyy
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I just thought Hugh Grant was a dick, that's all. And I still do. You know, and that could be something that has to do…
— Robert Downey, Jr.
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Dick In Your Mouf , So Suck What You Say !
— Deezy Da Dreadhead
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You Suck Dick , I Succeed
— Lil Wayne
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Damn I'm on my own dick/ i dont see nobody blinded by my own shit/ i dont need nobody, I'm grindin out in my own…
— Unknown Author
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Woke Up This Morning , With My Dick To My Ceiling
— Deezy Da Dreadhead
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When we go to commercial, I'll look at Dick like, 'Do you still want me as your wingman?'
— Ryan Seacrest
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I'm very neurotic and self-conscious. So I think that I'll know when I'm becoming a dick and believing my own press.
— Andrew Garfield
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We wanted to do an early 90's R&B song. I think it was Jorma who said, 'What about giving a gift where you take the…
— Andy Samberg
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Whatchu know bitch I'm on. And can't nobody turn me off and if I was a dick I would be hard but you would make…
— Iggy Azalea
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Hoes on my dick cause I look like a lesbian.
— Kreayshawn
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At what point in life does a Richard decide to be called Dick? It bewilders me. I've never met a kid named Dick.
— Jake Owen
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It ain't ya spit game, It's your DICK game.! :)
— Nicki Minaj
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Ain't no dick worth chasing when they're billions more. ya'll better act like these niggas replaceable, cause they damn sho' ain't faithful.
— Amera
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Love me I leave me tht the end of my story but it went happened again see I bought a knife cut thiz ball off…
— Unknown Author
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Bitch I'm deaf and suck my dick.
— Lil Smileyy
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Bitches don't respect me, bitches respect my dick.
— Lil Smileyy
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If you talk about my mom, break yourself. If you talk about my grandma, kill yourself. If you talk about me, I'll shot your dick…
— Lil Smileyy
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Niggas, just cause you have a dick, dont mean you gotta act like one. -From, Every Girl.
— Francis
Who Wrote These Dick Quotes
302 authors contributed a total of 633 Dick Quotes, led by these top contributors: