Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 302 authors

Chad Ochocinco twittered a picture of himself wearing a dick towel. — Charlie Day
The world crazy, Im rich and Im girl-crazy. Dick em, convince em all to praise me. — Unknown Author
Put that dick all in that bitch equilibrium. Im eating pussy in the fucking cafeteria. — Lil Wayne
I started working in clubs at age 16, so it is all a story about the club life. About picking the sex, drugs, and rock… — Joe Manganiello
I knew you liked dick, Babs, but I didnt realize you were a cocksucker. — Ari Gold
Break my friends heart, ill break your face and rip your dick off. :) — Racheey Babbeess
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf… — Donnie Darko
Silly mother fuckers looking awkward, so much dick riding that my cock hurt. — ASAP Rocky
Bad yellow bitch with a tongue like a snake. I let her suck my dick then I fuck her to some Drake. — Lil Wayne
Eat that pussy like caviar. She treat that dick just like a straw. How you like them apples, Microsoft? — Lil Wayne
She grab that dick with 2 hands. Like she about to pray for it. — Lil Wayne
My ride cold and my bitch hot. I'm tired as hell but my dick not. — Lil Wayne
She suck my dick for 60 seconds and swallow all my Minute Maid. — Lil Wayne
When I walk around, sometimes people recognize me from things they've seen me in, TV or whatever. And they'd say, you know, stuff, and a… — Aziz Ansari
You missed a crazy party dude. I woke up with glitter on my dick! — Aziz Ansari
Dear Guys, Being a dick, wont make yours bigger! — Kenzie-ann
Act our age not your dick length. — Kenzie-ann
Ladies and Gentlemen...John Henry Bonham...MOBY DICK! — Robert Plant
When it comes to my wife and blowjobs, my dicks in the Witness Protection Program. 'Dick? I dont know nobody named Dick.' — Robert Schimmel
They do sell a lot of weird things in sex shops. They have this stuff called Mr. Big Cream. It says, 'Rub it on your… — Robert Schimmel

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