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- A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy. — Nikhil Saluja
- I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
- Dick Clark is an American icon. I am honored that he has entrusted me with such a role in this national tradition. — Ryan Seacrest
- I got down to business and started writing furiously. I wore my fingers down to a callous state writing with every Tom,… — Gin Wigmore
- As it has been told to me, my Dad had some kind of deal with Dick Clark. But when we got here,… — Danny Bonaduce
- You should wear a condom on your head because if your gunna act like a dick might as well dress like one. — Nikhil Saluja
- Guys: wanna make your woman feel speechless? Shove your dick in her mouth mid-sentence. — Nikhil Saluja
- The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja