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- Suckin' dick for a couple dollars, I bet she liked to swalla. That shit makes me wanna holla, now I'm poppin' my collar. I don't…
- She said my dick is the best, so when you tryna pull it out.
- Quarter mil in that Louis bag, shorty wanna do me bad. Get a bitch her do, he pull up in sixes boo. Double up on…
- Baby open your mouth, I'm tryna get your tongue wet, dumb sex. Three or four bitches in a day, it's enough dick for all of…
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- A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy. — Nikhil Saluja
- I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
- You should wear a condom on your head because if your gunna act like a dick might as well dress like one. — Nikhil Saluja
- Guys: wanna make your woman feel speechless? Shove your dick in her mouth mid-sentence. — Nikhil Saluja
- The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja
- By the time you hear this I will have already spiralled up I would never do nothing to let you cowards fuck… — Melchor Lim
- Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon. — Cuts And Scars
- Your dick gets less action than a broom in a swiffer household. — HamsterNuts