Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 302 authors

Furnish the flow until my pockets green, Kermit's dick — Earl Sweatshirt
Hoes be on my dick like my name was ervin — Gucci Mane
Do not give a fuck I got the swagger of a virgin's dick. — Tyler The Creator
Your dick gets less action than a broom in a swiffer household. — HamsterNuts
Your dick gets less action than Michael Jackson at a retirement home. — HamsterNuts
Sucking a dick is better, than talking shit! — Unknown Author
Fear no man, Trust no bitch, Give no pussy Suck no Dick ; — Unknown Author
HOES ON MY DICK CAUSE I SMELL LIKE SQUIDWARD — Lil B
Hoes on my dick cause I look like madlock bitch kiss my radio baby daddy is a mascot ! — Lil B
Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt. Play a song, invade a thong, my dick is havin' guts for lunch. — Earl Sweatshirt
The funeral service was fucking worthless, so I said a couple words at it. Didn't know her but I'm confirming that she sure gurgled dick. — Earl Sweatshirt
It Takes A Dick to Make A Baby But A Man To Be A Daddy — Unknown Author
I put shields on my dick to stop the HIV shit — Biggie Smalls
Hoe: christmas is not about present it's a time where you spend time with yo family boyfriend: stop lying you knw you want that dick… — Unknown Author
IF U FUCK MY PUSSY I LICK UR JUICY DICK ! — Unknown Author
Like a magnet attracted to a nigga gettin money. I tell em, Neal down, suck a nigga dick or somethin. — Unknown Author
Bitches hopin on my dick, 'fore I hop up out the car. Walk away with 5 or 6 as I'm passing by the bars. — Unknown Author
You see that motivation record sound cocky as shit. Whatever fuck it, tell 'em suck a hippopotamus dick. — Unknown Author
Man! I'll suck dick for coke! By suck dick, I mean I'll do whatever it takes, and by coke, I mean cash cause I'm more… — Katt Williams
Fuck you and that bitch you rode in on nobody really fucking cares so get of the T-I-P of my dick so fuck off dumbass — Unknown Author

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302 authors contributed a total of 633 Dick Quotes, led by these top contributors: