Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 302 authors

Hey boys and girls, I got a new riddle. Whos the new old perv thats tryna play second fiddle? No disrespect, Im not tryna belittle… — Kanye West
One! two! We're coming for you. Three! four! Lock your door. Five! six! Suck on my dick. Brokencyde will never die! — BrokeNCYDE
One! two! We're coming for you. Three! four! Lock your door. Five! six! Suck on my dick. Brokencyde will never die! :L — BrokeNCYDE
Bitch look down, tell me whats up Girl you talk to much, shut up I got that mad dick you know it always nut up… — Big Sean
Talor suck my dick — Wiz Khalifa
Shut the fuck up bitch I'm rated x never gave a fuck so suck my dick! — Unknown Author
I love sex, especially anal. when I stick my dick in a guy, ohhhhh. — Justin Bieber
You can be a part of my life but before that suck my dick because u need to get register yourself for that right!! — Ishant Jaggi
Stop talking that shit go suck a nigga dick for a new outfit — Lil Wayne
Your dick is like a joint; fuckin pinner! — Unknown Author
I woke up this morning, dick rock hard. Ashed my blunt in my Grammy Award. — Lil Wayne
She crazy about that dick, Lorena Bobbitt. — Lil Wayne
Suck my dick hoe — Lil B
God damn I love bitches. Especially when they only suck dick and wash dishes — Tyler The Creator
I don't sweat niggas, I don't fight over dick!! — Trina
Lucy: Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time I'm taking that thing away. — No Strings Attached (Movie)
Got staples on my dick. Why? Fucking center folds. — Kanye West
My name aint dick so keep it out ur mouth — Unknown Author
The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick , because her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life — Drake
Bitches be on ma dick , cause they know I be on some shit like if you aint fuckin or suckin don't even jump in… — Meek Mill

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