Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 302 authors

Wiz is the shit , becus hoes on his dick like glue on a stick . — Wiz Khalifa
Why do I get shit all the time from you men. You are swine, you think dick is the answer but its not. — Kittie
On the downlow for her nigga she a nasty bitch. I tell her touch it she gonna try and grab the dick. I bust a… — Unknown Author
Now I done sold my fuckin soul to the shit that I kick. While you groupie ass niggaz keep on ridin the dick. — DJ Quik
You oughta know that DJ Quik ain't your average everyday motherfucker. Slick like a snake cause I stuck ya. Now, I never had my dick… — DJ Quik
Break it down into sections, some use pipes others use injections syringe sold seperately frank the deputy quick to grab my smith-n-wessun like my dick… — Biggie Smalls
Thats the way it goes when you party just like I do Bitches on my dick that used to brush me off in high school — Mac Miller
Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana? — Bob Saget
You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fuck? -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy… — Superbad
You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth — Superbad
Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be… — Superbad
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels — Superbad
Clark: It's time to suck today's dick! Dale: Yeah, suck dick! — Pineapple Express
Oh my sweet dick, it's magic. -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
Dick in ass is as good as it gets — Unknown Author
I grab my bare dickin in my skin we feelin good I'm lickin round yo nippleszz. Dick harder dan sum wood I started suckin on… — Pleasure P
You gotta Feel the rush from off one touch. Give me one kiss got my dick standin up. — Pleasure P
Kinda tired but my dick gettin right up nigga Aiyyo shorty whattup ma, you fuckin or what? Whattup with your crew, they look good, they… — D Block
Pancakes, all that, I ain't got love for these bitches. I swear it be rare if I call back. Wake up with 'em, I put… — D Block

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