Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 345 authors

I'm such a diva, number one dick pleaser. Nicki been hot since you was rockin Adidas. — Nicki Minaj
Step yo dick down, to like basement status. — Nicki Minaj
Flow tighter than a dick in the butt. — Nicki Minaj
My dick took over, it ain't never felt this wet before. — J. Cole
Bitches always on my dick, I wear a condom when I shit! — J. Cole
Aint that about a bitch this nigga on his own his dick. They say I'm like the human body I produce my own shit. And… — J. Cole
President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks it is important for a president to spend time away… — Jay Leno
100 inch dick, yup, and 20 pound genitals. — Big Sean
I have been the realest since the doc came out umbilical, hundred inch dick yep and twenty pound genitals. So you gon have to stay… — Big Sean
I swear I goes to work on that pussy like she paid me to, d-d-dick her up and now she walkin' like she 82. — Big Sean
25 b*tches on my dick and it's nothin. — Lil B
Hoes on my dick cuz I look like Jesus. — Lil B
Hoes suck my dick cuz' I sing like Ke$ha. — Lil B
Ten bitches ride my dick like a school bus. — Lil B
Hoes on my dick cuz I look like Ray Charles. — Lil B
20 bitches on my dick tonight, I lied... 100 bitches on my dick!!!! Ahhh fuckkk — Lil B
Knock a bitch head off my dick like the ocean. — Lil B
I'ma die with 30 bitches on my dick. — Lil B
Hoes on my dick cuz I look like matlock. — Lil B
Went to the mall with my dikin' ass bitch, she a faggot bitch, but she still suck my dick. — Lil B

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