Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 369 authors

By the time you hear this I will have already spiralled up I would never do nothing to let you cowards fuck my world up… — Melchor Lim
Fed investigation say a nigga sold 2 bricks Police allegations say I whooped em with a pool stick Red wearin make-up, yea I had to… — Gucci Mane
Being homosexual or bisexual isnt disgusting. but you know what is disgusting? when a man finds it ok for two girls to be making out… — Ream
Stupid bitch tried to cut my dick!So that's what happened. — Erdem Gezer
I am going to buy you a condom coz if u r going to act like a dick you should be dressed like one. — Vedica
Whores talk shit because they think they know you, truth is, if you had a dick they'd be the first to blow you — Ana Chable
Her boyfriend's a dick And he brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick My ass if he knew the truth — Niall Horan
If dick is the only thing he's offering you, then you know where you stand.... — Sonya Parker
Go suck a fucking dick before you come to me about bullshit! — Savannah J
Since we talking about my dick. All of you haters say hi to it. Im Done... — Patience(:
My anaconda DICK!!!! don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that FAT butt — My Anaconda DICK!!!!
This kid called me a guy.and I said''Yeah,I have a bigger dick than you have.'' He was like''no,That small thing aint going to do anything… — Jazzy
Your ignorance bores me, and I wouldnt suck a dick, a real one, any sooner than Id take a ring from a prick who thinks… — Andrea Gibson
I might go to heaven, I might go to hell But at least I know my cum doesn't smell And if I ever drafted Brandon… — Trace Adkins
She put heart eyes under my pic nigga she want the dick nigga!!!! — Savannah Smith
All the hate goes to my dick.. — ANDY BIERSACK
Confidence, self respect, humility, my dick, patience, honesty and loyalty are few of the qualities I want in a woman. — Amit Verma
Dear haters, is your haters dick growing? cause you seem to be hatein on me so much. how big is it? — Cuts And Scars
Meet my pet snake lol u mess with him he will bite ur dick off!!!!!!! — Any
U be playing with me nigga go playy with ur dick instead I'm tired of this shit — Martin Luther King

Who Wrote These Dick Quotes

369 authors contributed a total of 633 Dick Quotes, led by these top contributors: