Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 369 authors

I had to get on this subject cause too many niggas be fussin Bout how us studs think we thugs when we be walking in… — Tay
If you feelin some type of way then that personal Niggas hating on me but I dont give no fucks at all Your girl still… — Tay
Yea I got a girl whats the big deal? Niggas tying to ride that they got big wheels had to freestyle cause this shit too… — Tay
I don't give a fuck if u don't like my shit cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick. — Ash
If you don't like me cut your dick and fuck yourself — Katleho
IF LIFE IS A BITCH,AM A DICK MY SELF,IF HE GO FOR ANOTHER GUY,AM A PLAY BOI I DON'T CARE... — JAH REIGN
I get called annoying because I'm happy and positive, but hey, it's not my fault that you have a dick stuck up your ass. — Aray
The last thing a guy should ever do is let another dude be there for his girl, because a shoulder to cry on eventually becomes… — KM II
I am so determined to be the best and most successful person in life than I could ever be. I want to be at the… — Elijah Foster
I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles
Tom did not suck my dick on a cruise while Kate Holmes ran away after Lord Xenu farted flying giraffes. — Jeremy Limn
Putta dick in their mouth so it's fuck what they say. — Patience
The hot dog was invented in 1903 by Jonathan Hotdog when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his dick-shaper machine. — Green Monk
I'm a dick, girl, but I'm a addicted to you. — Fall Out Boy
Dumb bitch wanna fight another bitch over dick. Jus because you fuck a niggah that dont mean that niggah yours. Bitches givin up pussy easy… — Gemifly
Dont feel special, every bitch gets they pussy ate. Every bitch gets the raw dick. Every bitch meets the mom. Aint shit special about love… — Tru
Bush's choice of Dick Cheney as his running mate is clear confirmation of the policies he would promote and the nominations he would make to… — Patricia Ireland
John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?' — Craig Kilborn
George Bush, Dick Cheney, every one of the speakers praised John Kerry's war record. No one said he was unfit. They said he has terrible… — Peter King
You shouldn't even be writing this story if you haven't heard me play live. You can't write with the passion you receive until you see… — Dick Dale

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