Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 369 authors

There isnt nothing more fun than fighting with a fake justin beiber! (': XD made my day just by calling me a slut^_^ thank you… — Cuts And Scars
Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon. — Cuts And Scars
Shut Up. I Wear Heels Bigger Than Your Dick. — Cuts And Scars
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it. — Cuts And Scars
Jack be nimble , jack be quick .Dramatic pause, girl I know you want this dick . — Amit Verma
So true and I do — Idk
Who wanna suck dis dick? — Ayeee
You comments like bitch whore dick slut don't just hurt,but they kill.... — Damien Cantrell
I should've known you were lying when you said you loved me, just like you should've known I was lying about your dick being big. — Patience
Trust no player. Fear no bitch. Give no pussy. Suck no dick. people play games. And are full of shit. Suck it up, and be… — Celine Iselin
Dear Boyz, Being a dick isn't going to make ur's any bigger ...:P — CrYsTaL
Even frozen agress with the gay people!:) suck on that dick, bitch — Broken Soul
Dear guys, just for the record being a dick is definately NOT going to make yours bigger... so shut up and treat girls like you… — Lily
Guys need to stop being a dick 'cause it ain't going to make them any bigger.! — Drake
That Awkward Moment When A Nigga Gets Caught Masturbating By His BabyMama. He Doesn't Know What To Hide First, His Dick Or The Baby's Vaseline — Oupa
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand. He said, Excuse me ladies, just doing my… — Broken Soul
SO many people know someone is terrible, or mean, or stupid but they'll still say damn she's hot! or he's gorgeous!, As soon as someone… — Fad Ibra
I swear if I see you again I will cut your dick off. — Patience
Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one. — Patience
Oh yea ppl always get this confusing, the Favorite Quote emoji thing stands for..She Fuck The Crew u get it?...ik if u live in a… — Whores

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