Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 369 authors

Dick Mills was in charge of sound effects and all the rest then, and he put the voice through a ring modulator or whatever gizmos… — John Leeson
I'm in total sympathy with Dick Smith's sentiments; I only wish there were grounds for saying we Australians would never tolerate such appalling treatment of… — Hugh Mackay
Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's… — David Letterman
No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like… — David Letterman
I'll have to have a room of my own. Nobody could sleep with Dick. He wakes up during the night, switches on the lights, speaks… — Pat Nixon
And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woman, that would be you, because… — Mary Tyler Moore
Reruns are wonderful because it usually indicates that they had something going for them to begin with and that's why you're still looking at them.… — Mary Tyler Moore
I'm not going to hurt anybody other than that dick who keeps writing songs about me. — Courtney Love
He and Reagan were not at all alike, because Reagan is an optimist and Dick Nixon wasn't. Yet in some ways they were alike. Neither… — Lyn Nofziger
I think I'd make a better president than George Bush. I'll tell you what, George Bush and Dick Cheney have been to jail more times… — Dave Mustaine
What, like I want to look like Dick Clark? No. I think I look great with liver spots.What, like I want to look like Dick… — Dennis Quaid
Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He's an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show… — Douglas Wood
At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward he met… — Jay Leno
If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper.… — Marilyn Manson
Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him… — Jon Stewart
President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes. — Jay Leno
I don't need your pussy, bitch I'm on my own dick. — Kanye West
Your girl's a snorter, so I let her sniff it off the block and when she get really high she suck my dick alot I… — Gucci Mane
I'm so fuckin' dumb I wrote diamonds on my thumb. That's a diamond on my dick, so that's a diamond on her tongue. — Gucci Mane
Dick me? Pipe me? Naw that's unlikely. — Waka Flocka Flame

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