Dick Quotes
- Correct me if I'm wrong, but the medical term for small penis is 'Chinese Dick Syndrome' right? — Nikhil Saluja
- Dear boys, being a dick doesn't make yours biger! just saying — Tamika-leeigh
- I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. In case you Want me to put some words in your mouth. — Nikhil Saluja
- If she want dem heels...she better...STD aka Suck This Dick...lol...I call dat head ova heels — IG:caonte_2_funny
- Every time I see a dude wearing jeans with rips at the knee, I assume the rips came from sucking a lot of dick. — Nikhil Saluja
- My dick so hard it make the metal detector go off. — 2 Chainz
- My dick is like the Men's Warehouse; You're gonna like the way I fuck, I guarantee it. — Nikhil Saluja
- The Dick is the decision making part of my brain. — Nikhil Saluja
- I wish my girlfriend sucked my dick the way she sucks the fun out of everything. — Nikhil Saluja
- I don't care if I offend any gays. If you can take a dick, you can take a joke. — Nikhil Saluja
- Just saw my dog's dick. Having trouble looking him in the eyes now. — Nikhil Saluja
- What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick. — Kevin
- The only way to let somebody know they are being a dick, is by acting like a bigger dick. This explains my life. — Nikhil Saluja