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- At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward he met…
- President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes.
- President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks it is important for a president to spend time away…
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- A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy. — Nikhil Saluja
- I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
- You should wear a condom on your head because if your gunna act like a dick might as well dress like one. — Nikhil Saluja
- Guys: wanna make your woman feel speechless? Shove your dick in her mouth mid-sentence. — Nikhil Saluja
- The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja
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