Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 302 authors

I hit her with Jamaican dick, I'm the new Shabba. She lookin' for her daddy, call me Big Poppa. — Kanye West
I be on my own dick, ain't that much room for you. — 2 Chainz
Recently flooded my neck and my wrist. Tell all them critics to suck on the dick. — Ace Hood
You're Banana Republic fit, go suck a dick. And your bitch looking like Cousin Itt, the ugliest. — Mac Miller
Crib's like a mob boss. My bitch get my car washed. We don't stop, my dick out, her jaw drop. — Mac Miller
I never ride with them suckers. Dick hard for my bitch. And without me half of these rappers wouldn't exist. — Machine Gun Kelly
You think I give a fuck? I ain't even stick my dick in yet. — Tyler The Creator
MTV could suck my dick, and I ain't fuckin' playing. — Tyler The Creator
Not to brag but its women who always say 'SORRY' to me Like this women in bar last night said: SORRY Asshole, I don't wanna… — Nikhil Saluja
That's my dick. Not my arm. — Nikhil Saluja
Keep my name out of your mouth, it's not a dick. Next time my name comes out of your mouth... Please choke on it, bitch — Stephanie
Relationships are a give and take; I 'give' you the dick and you 'take' your ass home before my wife gets here. — Nikhil Saluja
Back in the days the Dudes I know had money in their pockets they were go Getters and Raw hustlers and Real,When you use to… — Unknown Author
A boss while trying to piss off an employee, So! I hear you got a small dick?! Smart employee: Does your wife tell you everything! — Nikhil Saluja
Dick was never my priority.. Money is my Motivation! — Miranda H
She say sucking dick is her job well its about time for a promotion... — Cooly Justice
A girl said that I'm lesbian I said sorry what ... she said I like pussies more than dicks.. same here bitch ... ;) — Manish Bhagtani
Those awkward conversations with the hairdresser..Hold your dick sir let me trim your pubic hair. — Nikhil Saluja
A fun thing to do during sex is to ask How's my dick look? every 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja
Live, Laugh, Love MY DICK! — Nikhil Saluja

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