Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 369 authors

You only have 1 dick because you only need 1 chick. — SONYA PARKER
Elephant; Hey Camel ... Why do u have boobs on you back? Elephant; *Giggles* Camel: Look who's talking, I'm not the one with a dick… — Nishan Panwar
WELL BITCH! This dick aint gone just up and magically suck itself!! — Sniper Alpacino
The truth about life is, that life IS hard. If you ignore the dick heads that hurt you and concentrate on the ones you love… — Azgraybebly Joslan
Ladies, God created you to make my dick hard, not my life... — Nikhil Saluja
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are actually free. — Nikhil Saluja
You see it's leaders and there's followers...But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower. — Kanye West
When I was a kid Pussy meant a Cat,Sex meant Gender,Bitch was a female dog, Dick was a name of a cartoon film,Bang was a… — Aashi
A man needs a woman like a dick needs a blowjob. — Nikhil Saluja
ProTip: Tell a girl she has nice lips and shell suck your dick right then and there. — Nikhil Saluja
Fuck Your Self By Your Own Dick.. No Needs Any Girls To Push..If You Push, The Girl Will Pushing Pain Also Into You..Be Carefull.. — Piyash
Wonna see a dick well here he is!!! — Meslf
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits. — Nikhil Saluja
Before you go accuse me, better get your facts STRAIGHT. Defense is not bullying, when your the victim of this HATE. In matter of fact,… — Alec**
How is Justin biebers dick — Muniir Zero
You treated me like shit So dont expect to be my number one pick I wish I could forget you exist Your honestly a dick — Princesss
Bitches be deep throatin dick but chokin on a toothbrush. — Kingsley
Aye girl, you hungry? How bout some Dick-fil-A? — Kingsley
I'll write a song about your baby dick...It's average!' — Shane Dawson
Real nigga back in the house again. Black Timbs all on your couch again. Black dick all in your spouse again. And I know she… — Kanye West

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