Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 302 authors

I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off. -Schmidt — 21 Jump Street
I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off. — Jonah Hill
I'll beat your f*cking dick off! — Channing Tatum
You could suck my Dick cause thats what you made Me do — Unknown Author
The only thing girls are good for are being in your wallet and on yo dick just like a condom. — Unknown Author
Bitch suck dick — BasedGodKam
Her hands on my dick,my hands on her tits — BasedGodKam
Your dick gets less action than a WHITE CRAYON. — Daley
Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner! -Buffy Gilmore — Scary Movie
Bitches Talk Shit Cause They Don't Know Me, Truth Though If I Had A Dick They Would Be The First To Blow Me. — Chelsea Thomas
I need a man who can call me beautiful with no makeup on, who can be himself around me, who can kiss me and call… — Unknown Author
MMG my clique, that's why your bitch all on my dick. I got thirty racks in my pocket, I keep thirty shots in my clip. — Meek Mill
Shawty bad, Yeah she a star. I tell her bring it back like a DVR. Ain't nobody leaving, cause we too far. I tell her… — Meek Mill
All I know is just flex, shittin' on my ex. Bad hoes on my team, dick 'em down like Next. — Meek Mill
White girls, going wild. I murder that pussy now Im on a trial. So wet, I need 4 towels. She sucking dick like she got… — Meek Mill
I grab my dick in the picture, your ho be cropping the image. I let you scrape off the dishes, we eating nigga, I'll finish… — Kendrick Lamar
These bitches nasty, I need my nuts licked. These bitches know I got that deep up in yo gut dick. — Trey Songz
Her pussy good, my dick is gold. I'm in yo hood I probably fucked your ho. — Trey Songz
Being bullied is like sticking a dick up your ass , it hurts like hell ... — Unknown Author
Now that you've had her, the next time you see her, do me a favor, ask your girl what my dick taste like????????!!!!!!!!!!! — Unknown Author

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