Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 302 authors

Life is like a dick you never know when it's going to get hard, lmao that's karma for you!!! — Rodney Stark
I don't sound like this dude, bitch I'm Mac. Now these girls all tryna suck my dick, I rap. — Mac Miller
You hold the weight of the world, I bet your knees break. Put my dick in a bitch hand, keepsake. You can't keep that, fuck… — Mac Miller
Mouth my words, don't say shit. Shhh...Shut up bitch and ride this dick! — Mac Miller
Shut up bitch and ride the dick — Lil B
Messy females talk noise, stupid hoes chase boys, ignorant tricks follow dick and bad bitches get rich. Good girls are made of sugar and spice,… — Diamond Makayla
Its the hardest thing between me and my boo boo bear — Patric Melendres
Chicks can't handle it, Big dick bandit — Drake
ONE, TWO, We're comin' for you. THREE, FOUR, Lock your door. FIVE, SIX, suck on my dick. Brokencyde will never die! — Brokencyde
Schools a dick so when its hard FUCK IT . ;) — Unknown Author
Look, I be probably on my skateboard, tryna learn a new trick I just f-cked the avatar, now I got a blue dick. — Lil Wayne
My dick be brushing womens lips like chapstick. — Ludacris
You wanna act like a DICK...? I got an app for that! — Angie Champagne
U aint never seen a long dick — Kevin Hart
These hoes be sprintin like its track n field because this supersize dick is their Happy Meal. — Ludacris
MuH NaMe aInT DiCk sO KeEp iT OuT ChA MoUtH!!!!!! — HEATHER G
MuH NaMe aInT DiCk sO KeEp iT OuT Ya mOuTh!!!! — HEATHER G
Yeah you old pussy ass, cake ass, punk ass, trick ass, suck ass, fuck ass...dick in the booty ass, KY Jelly-packin ass nigga you betta… — Bun B
If your on your knee's begging... Your in a good position to SUCK MY DICK!!!!! — Unknown Author
Yhu bitch suck my dick — Dave Chappelle

Who Wrote These Dick Quotes

302 authors contributed a total of 633 Dick Quotes, led by these top contributors: