Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 302 authors

We could never be a couple hun, fuck love all I got for ho's is hard dick and bubble gum. — Big L
And don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke. — Immortal Technique
I lift my leg to urinate on conserative christians, cause I have never seen a dog hold his dick while he's pissing. — Immortal Technique
Well arent you just a breath of fresh air with all these superficial gold diggin bitches in here they get a baller and think they… — Unknown Author
I aint even rich yet, so get up off my dick bitch — Unknown Author
Let a smart girl read my dick-tionary I call that Ms. Webster head. Man I gotta get it when Im gonna get it how I… — Machine Gun Kelly
If you can take a dick in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke! — Ralphie May
I got a little bit o black in me. I didnt get that big dick though...I got bad credit, aint that a bitch? — Ralphie May
Hey girl, what's ya name? Flossin in ya 4 dot with ya chain. Posin in ya half top, tough and braids. Lookin like you want… — The Jacka
Fresh out the plane. Pants saggin with my dick in my hand. Who am I? bitch, I'm U-Z-I yes I still push 'cain I ain't… — The Jacka
Tell them hoe, take they clothes off slowly. Hit 'em wit the force like Obie, dick black like Toby. Watch me roam like Gobe, lucky… — Christopher Wallace
Taylor Gang or you're a dick head — Taylor Gang
What What.. Im By Myself.. What What.. Im By Myself.. What Im Gon Do.. What Im Gon Do.. Ima Beat My Dick.. Ima Beat My… — Kevin Hart
Carson, you look like Dick Clark and Eddie Munster had a baby. — Jeff Ross
My my, I'm big huh, I rip my prick through your hooters. I'm sick, you couldn't measure my dick with six rulers. — Big Pun
Bitches on my dick cuz I look like they fatherrrr — Lil B
Got a run way in my pants cuz all tha modles be on my dick — Unknown Author
For this money Im chasin I put yo ass in my trunk So fuck these Hip Hop sites My dawgs rich off white My jewels… — Rick Ross
If I hadda dick I would whip it out and piss on em!!! — Nicki Minaj
You gotta pocket fulla money nigga, I don't give a fuck! You drinkin' off with them ho's bitch I don't give a fuck! In the… — Lil Jon

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