Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 302 authors

Mouth my words dont say shit shhhhh, shutup bitch and ride this dick ; Im just playin lets have a ball. — Mac Miller
Fuck you, jack. Who the fuck you think you is, motherfuckin' Ron O'Neil? Talkin' bout I better pay you. You can suck my dick. — Unknown Author
Man, What about the fine ass hos I had coming here. They said they were gonna fuck for a buck, do something strange for a… — Day-Day
Flow tighter than a dick in a butt — Nicki Minaj
You looking for a dick punch? — Hank Moody
Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of… — Unknown Author
I'mma take your bitch back to my crib You already know my dick is gon' be in ribs. — Odd Future
Uh, Wolf Gang, that's the fuckin' clique If you got a problem bitch hop on this dick. — Odd Future
I-I Dont think they want it your girls on my dick and she trying to sit up on it she hopped on my lap even… — Big Sean
What I got? everything! you was straight gassin, I put that on kerosine I just give her dick dog, you give her a wedding ring… — Big Sean
I love girls that Arabian, Albanian, caucasian. I ride around gettin cranium cause my dick is hard as titanium. — Big Sean
Rose in my champagne glass and diamonds in my ring. Uh, roll some, thats your bitch on my dick, I might let her hold something. — Wiz Khalifa
I came back with some sicker songs. that got these broke niggas lookin at me like they chokin on a chicken bone. every chick I… — Fabolous
Time for some action. Dick in yo mouth satisfaction. I pull it out you breathe again like toni braxton. — Sean Price
Never heard that D be runnin, cuz D be gunnin. I beat my dick and bust off in ya eye, so you can see me… — Unknown Author
A nigga like you I'll NEVER EVER screw. You got aa dirty, dirty dick. Hit these bitches like the flu. — Lola Monroe
9 out of 10 niggas aint shit 1 out of 5 niggas suck a dick — Lil Kim
Imma pickie one I like my dick rock hard not the stickie one that taste like slob — Lil Kim
Got a sign on my dick, bad bitches only. — Unknown Author
I fuck a bitch til she real tired, and I aint fuckin wit her less she real fiyah, I gotta lotta money I aint gotta… — Webbie

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