Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 302 authors

I ride around getting cranium cause my dick hard as titanium... — Big Sean
Ima dick her down...you gon pick her up...yup. — Big Sean
Tryna see whats in common but my dick whats between us. — Big Sean
The money I get make a nigga rich and make a bitch nigga sit, make a hoe get on my dick, come to the crib… — Wiz Khalifa
When I win it's just free they think I'm Oprah's cousin. Win free, I don't think y'all get me. If you keep running your mouth… — Unknown Author
Better cuff your chick if you with her I can get her And she accidentally slip fall on my dick. — Chris Brown
Girls on my dick when I pretty boy swag, girls scream my name when I pretty boy swag. — Soulja Boy
They say my dick is a joke now I hope they get it — Lil Wayne
Don't Chase Dick Chase Paper $$$ '* — AliBStackn
Flow Tighter Then a Dick and The but — Nicki Minaj
Call My Dick Curiosity Because It Killed The Cat — Big Sean
Put my dick in they mouth so I guess is fuck what they say — Lil Wayne
She want that dope dick, hello world I'm the dope dealer. — Lil Wayne
I love it when she talk crazy, that dick make her walk crazy. — Lil Wayne
White girl, you can ask her what the dick be like And monster madness doing drive-bys on a fuckin fixie bike Fuck it moron, snortin… — Tyler The Creator
65 hoes on my dick bitch its christmas. — Lil B
All these Bitch's won't last long, coz I'm here with a Dick so strong........... — Unknown Author
Guy ; you wanna hear a joke about my dick ? . never mind it to long girl ; you wanna hear a joke about… — Unknown Author
Suck my dick — Audrey Kitching
Represent, Watch The Throne, niggall be pissed off. Earth is boring to im, shit is makin my dick soft. — Jay-Z

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