Dick Quotes

633 Dick quotes by 302 unique authors

I thought for like five years that when you have sex, you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened,… — Louis C. K.
Working with Steve Carell because he's such a dick. Can I say that? No, I'm totally kidding. The great challenge working on this show for… — Rainn Wilson
Fucking bitches left and right, my dick is ambidextrous. — Childish Gambino
I see you retweeted me........yes I know you want the dick... — Jerett Parker
DO YOU KNOW ANY CUTE BOY THAT GOT A BIG DICK IF U DO SAY SOMETHING — RAY RAY
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, fuck it — Godwin
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me? Douche: Yeah, it… — Ella Rojas
Trust no player; Fear no bitch; Give no pussy; Suck no dick. People play games and are full of shit; Play the right role and… — Tynee Williams*
Dear boys, Being a dick isn't going to make yours bigger. — Makayla Mason
Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. — Adrianrayshawn
Boy: Hi. Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick. — Justin Lee Riner
Id kill anyone who puts his dick in the mouth that kisses me goodbye in the morning — Binkuki
Jerk stands for... Just AnothEr Rude dicK — Masha Mezz
You talk so much your dick fall so now your a fucking bitch — Kelvin
As any student of literature knows, the books that last are often not the books that are most popular when they are written. Both 'Moby… — Michael Cunningham
It's sad when a guy has more dick in his personality than in his pants — Unknown Author
When a man's dick(penis) stands, his brain takes a French leave. — Anthony Ugwuoke
In class random boys just hollar out DICK ! — Unknown Author
I've to be your teacher Bitch, Cuz I've to Fuck you without Dick! — Khalifa Shavez
Fill you with so much lead you can use your dick as a pencil. — Big L
Love me or hate me bt I'm gonna do asshole by my dick ......as u deserves this nly nt my love.....!! — Smile Mittu
Bitches talk shit because they don't know Me; But if I had a Dick they'd be the first ones to blow me.. So bitch keep… — Unknown Author
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Lick on these nuts and suck the dick Get the fuck out after you're done And I hope… — Slum Dawg
The Grammys can suck my dick. — Kanye West
This ho says boy I got high heels bigger than your dick, sikee reply bitch I got sneakers fresher than your Pussy... — Kevin Mccarty

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302 authors contributed a total of 633 Dick Quotes, led by these top contributors: