Dick Quotes

633 Dick quotes by 302 unique authors

God I have a cute crush but fuck he dose not care I like him he dose not care anybody likes him but guess what… — Brittani Dozier
You say I'm wrong? hell fucking yeah right. fuck you aint even right so get over ya bitch ass self. I dont mean to come… — Megannn(:
And the Bitch is gone ya... I by myself yeah. Im by myself yeah. What I'm gonna do. What I'm gonna do. I'm gonna beat… — Unknown Author
My name is not a dick so hating ass bitch please keep my name out your disgusting ass mouth. — Unknown Author
I got this girl dropped out the army and she suck dick from the base, if she don't know nothin else the bitch gone know… — Dzodiac
Sometimes....i wish I had a dick to shove in bitches mouths to make them shut the fuck up ;) — Unknown Author
I'm in the crib butt naked bitch. She said my dick could be the next black president. — Lil Wayne
Had a dream that my dick turned to Megatron. But my girl, was sleeping with Decepticons. — Lil Wayne
I was fucking before my dick started growin' hair. Bitches sweatin' me like John Mayer, or warm air. — Lil Wayne
I say 'Before you gas me up, check the gas price.' Then I make her take this dick like advice. — Lil Wayne
Lettin' all these hoes ride my dick, car pools. — Lil Wayne
Her birthday suit is her pajamas She say, I didn't know your dick was a recliner. — Lil Wayne
My dick is her chair. It be sexual warfare, I be loaded like software. — Lil Wayne
If she don't suck dick, I don't give her that dick. Got the world in my hands, I'mma dribble that bitch. — Lil Wayne
She get dick, weed and ignored, thats a D.W.I nigga. — Lil Wayne
I hope that pussy warmer than luke. And sweet as Godiva. Suck this dick and swallow that nut and call it Penis colada. — Lil Wayne
I'mma wear this ass out like a uniform. So ride this dick like a horse, pony, unicorn. — Lil Wayne
To my haters, I keep it real and thats a promise. I may be a dick but at least I'm honest. When I walk by… — David Jesus Torres
How unfortunate someone has replaced your dick with a thumb. Oh.. Wait.. Get out. — Jeremy G
Stop using your cock to fuck that sock learn this simple trick and she'll beg to suck ur dick!!!!!!!!!1 — Raekwon
T-Rawws rock my own kick game 8 figure deal figure how I'm courtside at clip game Still pop ace king shit I'm with Rozay Black… — Tyga
Well why don't ca suck my dick? 0_0 — Jeremy G
Things you'll never hear stop sucking my dick or ill call the police — Shubham Joshi
Another women to confide in is another pussy to slide in.. Another mans shoulder to cry on becomes another dick to ride on!! — Shellby Wilson
My name is like a dick. A whore can't keep it out of their mouth. — Kiara Leigh:*

Who Wrote These Dick Quotes

302 authors contributed a total of 633 Dick Quotes, led by these top contributors: