Dick Quotes

633 Dick quotes by 302 unique authors

Unfortunitly it doesnt take a man to make a child, you only need his dick.. Unfortunitly theres soo many dead beat daddys that it really… — Unknown Author
She can get the long dick on her back. — BasedGodKam
A year ago I was poor somewhat now my futures brighter than christophers new haircut bruno is still suckin dick and fuckin male butts in… — Tyler The Creator
What the hell is a turtle dick and what the hell does that have to do with weethhr or not that photo was funny? you… — Unknown Author
Relationships like dick cuz they get Hard at times. — SynTeneYo
Rightie's a dick. Well, actually he's a nut. — Unknown Author
Your gonna learn today. You gonna learn what a big dick look like today. — Kevin Hart
I'm the Pooh like Tigger dick. — Tyler The Creator
Paparazzi is waiting, cause these bitches is stall. Now don't you feel a-stupid, yeah, that's egg on your face. If you weren't so ugly, I'd… — Nicki Minaj
I'll beat your f*cking dick off! -Jenko — 21 Jump Street
I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off. -Schmidt — 21 Jump Street
I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off. — Jonah Hill
I'll beat your f*cking dick off! — Channing Tatum
You could suck my Dick cause thats what you made Me do — Unknown Author
The only thing girls are good for are being in your wallet and on yo dick just like a condom. — Unknown Author
Bitch suck dick — BasedGodKam
Her hands on my dick,my hands on her tits — BasedGodKam
Your dick gets less action than a WHITE CRAYON. — Daley
Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner! -Buffy Gilmore — Scary Movie
Bitches Talk Shit Cause They Don't Know Me, Truth Though If I Had A Dick They Would Be The First To Blow Me. — Chelsea Thomas
I need a man who can call me beautiful with no makeup on, who can be himself around me, who can kiss me and call… — Unknown Author
MMG my clique, that's why your bitch all on my dick. I got thirty racks in my pocket, I keep thirty shots in my clip. — Meek Mill
Shawty bad, Yeah she a star. I tell her bring it back like a DVR. Ain't nobody leaving, cause we too far. I tell her… — Meek Mill
All I know is just flex, shittin' on my ex. Bad hoes on my team, dick 'em down like Next. — Meek Mill
White girls, going wild. I murder that pussy now Im on a trial. So wet, I need 4 towels. She sucking dick like she got… — Meek Mill

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