Dick Quotes

633 Dick quotes by 302 unique authors

I woke up this morning, dick rock hard. Ashed my blunt in my Grammy Award. — Lil Wayne
She crazy about that dick, Lorena Bobbitt. — Lil Wayne
Suck my dick hoe — Lil B
God damn I love bitches. Especially when they only suck dick and wash dishes — Tyler The Creator
I don't sweat niggas, I don't fight over dick!! — Trina
Lucy: Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time I'm taking that thing away. — No Strings Attached (Movie)
Got staples on my dick. Why? Fucking center folds. — Kanye West
My name aint dick so keep it out ur mouth — Unknown Author
The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick , because her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life — Drake
Bitches be on ma dick , cause they know I be on some shit like if you aint fuckin or suckin don't even jump in… — Meek Mill
Suck my dick bc I'm black dont hate me bc I stand taller than your bitch ass . — Unknown Author
U can suck a dick up till u hichup , fuck u ! — Niqueallmighty
Imma beat my dick! — Kevin Hart
Oh my god, I can't get over how much I love dick! — Edward Cullen
What up haters I'm back so how's my dick taste. — Sammy Adams
Now on that cocky stuff, want yall to acknowledge us. If you don't, suck my dick bitch.. esophagus. — Mac Miller
Female:NIGGA DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE BITCHES THAT JUST BE SUCKING DICK?! male:wait what! theres bitches in the corner sucking dick? SO WTF… — Unknown Author
Bitches throw ur money on my dick u`l get ur reputation. — Unknown Author
Theres moree dick in your personality than there is in your pants. — Unknown Author
Shut bitch and ride this dick — Mac Miller
BITCH SUCK DAT DICK MANE THAT HOE SUCK DAT DICK — Unknown Author
Put they dick in they mouth so I guess its fuck what they say — Lil Wayne
I put that dick in your mouth so I guess its fuck what you say — Lil Wayne
BITCHES talk shit cause they don't know me but truth is; if I had a dick they'd be the first to blow me. — Unknown Author
HOES on my dick cuz I look like madlock, bitch kiss my ring, yo baby daddy is a mascot — Lil B

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302 authors contributed a total of 633 Dick Quotes, led by these top contributors: