Dick Quotes
633 Dick quotes by 302 unique authors
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Better cuff your chick if you with her I can get her And she accidentally slip fall on my dick.
— Chris Brown
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Girls on my dick when I pretty boy swag, girls scream my name when I pretty boy swag.
— Soulja Boy
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They say my dick is a joke now I hope they get it
— Lil Wayne
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Don't Chase Dick Chase Paper $$$ '*
— AliBStackn
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Flow Tighter Then a Dick and The but
— Nicki Minaj
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Call My Dick Curiosity Because It Killed The Cat
— Big Sean
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Put my dick in they mouth so I guess is fuck what they say
— Lil Wayne
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She want that dope dick, hello world I'm the dope dealer.
— Lil Wayne
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I love it when she talk crazy, that dick make her walk crazy.
— Lil Wayne
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White girl, you can ask her what the dick be like And monster madness doing drive-bys on a fuckin fixie bike Fuck it moron, snortin…
— Tyler The Creator
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65 hoes on my dick bitch its christmas.
— Lil B
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All these Bitch's won't last long, coz I'm here with a Dick so strong...........
— Unknown Author
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Guy ; you wanna hear a joke about my dick ? . never mind it to long girl ; you wanna hear a joke about…
— Unknown Author
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Suck my dick
— Audrey Kitching
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Represent, Watch The Throne, niggall be pissed off. Earth is boring to im, shit is makin my dick soft.
— Jay-Z
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Hey boys and girls, I got a new riddle. Whos the new old perv thats tryna play second fiddle? No disrespect, Im not tryna belittle…
— Kanye West
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One! two! We're coming for you. Three! four! Lock your door. Five! six! Suck on my dick. Brokencyde will never die!
— BrokeNCYDE
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One! two! We're coming for you. Three! four! Lock your door. Five! six! Suck on my dick. Brokencyde will never die! :L
— BrokeNCYDE
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Bitch look down, tell me whats up Girl you talk to much, shut up I got that mad dick you know it always nut up…
— Big Sean
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Talor suck my dick
— Wiz Khalifa
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Shut the fuck up bitch I'm rated x never gave a fuck so suck my dick!
— Unknown Author
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I love sex, especially anal. when I stick my dick in a guy, ohhhhh.
— Justin Bieber
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You can be a part of my life but before that suck my dick because u need to get register yourself for that right!!
— Ishant Jaggi
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Stop talking that shit go suck a nigga dick for a new outfit
— Lil Wayne
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Your dick is like a joint; fuckin pinner!
— Unknown Author
Who Wrote These Dick Quotes
302 authors contributed a total of 633 Dick Quotes, led by these top contributors: