Dick Quotes

633 Dick quotes by 302 unique authors

Better cuff your chick if you with her I can get her And she accidentally slip fall on my dick. — Chris Brown
Girls on my dick when I pretty boy swag, girls scream my name when I pretty boy swag. — Soulja Boy
They say my dick is a joke now I hope they get it — Lil Wayne
Don't Chase Dick Chase Paper $$$ '* — AliBStackn
Flow Tighter Then a Dick and The but — Nicki Minaj
Call My Dick Curiosity Because It Killed The Cat — Big Sean
Put my dick in they mouth so I guess is fuck what they say — Lil Wayne
She want that dope dick, hello world I'm the dope dealer. — Lil Wayne
I love it when she talk crazy, that dick make her walk crazy. — Lil Wayne
White girl, you can ask her what the dick be like And monster madness doing drive-bys on a fuckin fixie bike Fuck it moron, snortin… — Tyler The Creator
65 hoes on my dick bitch its christmas. — Lil B
All these Bitch's won't last long, coz I'm here with a Dick so strong........... — Unknown Author
Guy ; you wanna hear a joke about my dick ? . never mind it to long girl ; you wanna hear a joke about… — Unknown Author
Suck my dick — Audrey Kitching
Represent, Watch The Throne, niggall be pissed off. Earth is boring to im, shit is makin my dick soft. — Jay-Z
Hey boys and girls, I got a new riddle. Whos the new old perv thats tryna play second fiddle? No disrespect, Im not tryna belittle… — Kanye West
One! two! We're coming for you. Three! four! Lock your door. Five! six! Suck on my dick. Brokencyde will never die! — BrokeNCYDE
One! two! We're coming for you. Three! four! Lock your door. Five! six! Suck on my dick. Brokencyde will never die! :L — BrokeNCYDE
Bitch look down, tell me whats up Girl you talk to much, shut up I got that mad dick you know it always nut up… — Big Sean
Talor suck my dick — Wiz Khalifa
Shut the fuck up bitch I'm rated x never gave a fuck so suck my dick! — Unknown Author
I love sex, especially anal. when I stick my dick in a guy, ohhhhh. — Justin Bieber
You can be a part of my life but before that suck my dick because u need to get register yourself for that right!! — Ishant Jaggi
Stop talking that shit go suck a nigga dick for a new outfit — Lil Wayne
Your dick is like a joint; fuckin pinner! — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Dick Quotes

302 authors contributed a total of 633 Dick Quotes, led by these top contributors: