Dick Quotes

633 Dick quotes by 302 unique authors

Fuck up , then get yo dick sucked up' — Mac Miller
I've had several in my life. In High School there were two teachers who really paved the way for me and encouraged me to stick… — Matthew Morrison
You're a bitch, you're a bitch. I'm sick of your shit. You're a dick, you're a dick. Think your words are so slick. — Blood On The Dance Floor
Sticky drama all the way. Want my dick? You gotta pay! You've seen what my thumbs can do. Time to use my tongue on you. — Blood On The Dance Floor
Yeah I know I'm from Compton, Cali but I don't lace up. Chucks or rock pink Khakis and skinny jeans ain't quite the lick I… — Kendrick Lamar
She starts her new diet, of liquor and dick, Just like Hollywood but laced in sick. — Bring Me The Horizon
Taylor Gang or take a bite out of your hot pocket straight out of the microwave in the nude and have some cheese drip onto… — Taylor Gang
You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out of doors is a place where penises dont generally fare… — Hank Moody
Niggas on the block sick like what chu doing wit that spic. Ya'll know Puetro Ricans and Blacks make the cutest kids. Ya hair, my… — Remy Ma
I tell em suck my dick then choke on a nut. — Big Sean
Wiz is the shit , becus hoes on his dick like glue on a stick . — Wiz Khalifa
Why do I get shit all the time from you men. You are swine, you think dick is the answer but its not. — Kittie
On the downlow for her nigga she a nasty bitch. I tell her touch it she gonna try and grab the dick. I bust a… — Unknown Author
Now I done sold my fuckin soul to the shit that I kick. While you groupie ass niggaz keep on ridin the dick. — DJ Quik
You oughta know that DJ Quik ain't your average everyday motherfucker. Slick like a snake cause I stuck ya. Now, I never had my dick… — DJ Quik
Break it down into sections, some use pipes others use injections syringe sold seperately frank the deputy quick to grab my smith-n-wessun like my dick… — Biggie Smalls
Thats the way it goes when you party just like I do Bitches on my dick that used to brush me off in high school — Mac Miller
Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana? — Bob Saget
You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fuck? -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy… — Superbad
You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth — Superbad
Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be… — Superbad
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels — Superbad
Clark: It's time to suck today's dick! Dale: Yeah, suck dick! — Pineapple Express
Oh my sweet dick, it's magic. -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball

Who Wrote These Dick Quotes

302 authors contributed a total of 633 Dick Quotes, led by these top contributors: