Dick Quotes

633 Dick quotes by 302 unique authors

I got a pussy poppa. She'll suck ya dick, whateva. She bout makin' some chedda. Was an angel when I met her. — Webbie
I got the focus, got the heart and I got the patience, You hatin bitch, get off my dick, look like you on some gay… — Bun B
Fuckin bad bitches, rub my dick against their uvula. — Bun B
Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs, The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with, Don't even respect your ass,… — Dr. Dre
I've been disappointed by every bitch I ever had. Either she was dick crazy or cheddar mad. — Pusha T
Fuck a 69 lets do a 96, Six girls one dick, We can make a flick. — Travis Porter
And you cant think niggas forget, niggas dont forget...last time I checked you wasnt handling the presidential penis correctly and I'm thinking how you gonna… — Katt Williams
In about 14 and 3/4 minutes your body will go into autopilot....After that you are free to do the stupid shit...Like looking at ya own… — Katt Williams
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when the mother leave.. You got show we small but big… — Kevin Hart
Money got my dick harder than a straight jab. — French Montana
Dat ain't no disrespect man ya'll keep doin ya shit. But my daughter told me to tell you to get off her daddy's dick. — T-Pain
G-string make his dick stand. — Trina
See I'm unemployed with no boss hoe. While y'all sucking dick for free I'm broke off hoe. — Trina
And this black dude I called King Kong. He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue. — Lil Kim
Stick my dick in your ear and fuck what you heard. — Rakim
You're a dick. — Wolverine
A fucking lunatic. Somebody with a rope tied to his dick. — Insane Clown Posse
Fuck That! You'd be jackin' me quick. I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick, — Insane Clown Posse
Baby show me some ID, you fine as a mutha'fucker but you might be 16, And I ain't tryin' to end up in the penitentiary,… — Z-Ro
In the bathroom to bust a shit, I couldn't do it so my bitch came to suck the dick, It was hard and soft but… — Tech N9ne
My chain hang down to my dick. — Mobb Deep
My gun been in more niggaz mouths than a whore had dick. — Ghostface Killah
Its so many memories with Dirk McGirt . . . he loved women, nahmean? So he just loved to go in. One of them joints,… — Ghostface Killah
The President is Bush, the Vice President's a Dick, so a whole lot of fucking is what we gon' get. They don't wanna raise the… — Talib Kweli
'Cause see, I got the cleanest, meanest penis Ask Keisha, she the one who seen it Keish told Pam, Pam couldn't keep a secret Now… — Maino

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