Dick Quotes

633 Dick quotes by 302 unique authors

This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK! — Kevin Hart
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY! — Kevin Hart
Got a badass bitch just bouncin' on my dick. — Unknown Author
I Just got finished going 2 the dentist for a teeth cleaning its important to take care of yo hygiene becuz u don't wanna tongue… — Dante
DJ put that record on. That's my song, that's my shit. Rocking Henny XO. All these hoes, on my dick. — Unknown Author
Big dick rider fffffff — Unknown Author
My dick is a manatee your girl vagina is the reef now watch my dick swim down deep — Unknown Author
Ion use lifestyles cuz I got a big dick — Webbie
If I didn't believe in karma, I'd probably be the biggest dick in the world. — Unknown Author
Tell them eat a dick, you ain't not a bitch. Find me in the club where my partners is. Schwagg, BITCH! — Honey Cocaine
I went crazy. I was sending angry letters to every newspaper editorial board in the country. It was designed to step on Soul Train and… — Don Cornelius
Big dick lli prick — Unknown Author
Voice Command : Please say a command Me : Suck My Dick Voice Command: Command Not Recognized, Please Try Again — Chad Robinson
Sex is like mcdonalds, I'm lovin it. pussy is like subway, eat fresh. dick is like gaterade, is it in you? — Unknown Author
FUCK this bitch she fake anywayz I dont kiss azz nor chase dick but if you 2faced get the fuck out my FACE........ — Unknown Author
Learn how to take a joke like you girlfriend takes a dick. — Sean Hughes
I got a big dick — Webbie
They tell me I'm the shit I'm like, duh!? girls on my dick I'm like, duh!? getting stupid in this bitch so wassap? — Mac Miller
I need a bad red bone to give my dick a message — Lil Wayne
One shot, bomboclat! Bitches jumping on my dick, hopping like it's hopscotch. Booty pop, my bitch don't wear that she prolly ass shots. I dont… — Unknown Author
Cooking grits and riding dick. Swear she the best chef around. Pop that p*ssy, now let me see you doo doo brown. — Unknown Author
Bitches know Im excellent like Mr. Burns. See my dick like Butter churn. — Unknown Author
Got a badass bitch just bouncin' on ma dick. — Unknown Author
By The way homie what's gangster to you? (Money, Dope and alcohol and plenty bitches all up on your dick.) I Got that ! — Tech N9ne
Asian flow you don't like dat shit well you can go suck a dick. — Fe Raw

Who Wrote These Dick Quotes

302 authors contributed a total of 633 Dick Quotes, led by these top contributors: