Dick Quotes
- My dick so hard it make the metal detector go off. — 2 Chainz
- My dick is like the Men's Warehouse; You're gonna like the way I fuck, I guarantee it. — Nikhil Saluja
- The Dick is the decision making part of my brain. — Nikhil Saluja
- I wish my girlfriend sucked my dick the way she sucks the fun out of everything. — Nikhil Saluja
- I don't care if I offend any gays. If you can take a dick, you can take a joke. — Nikhil Saluja
- Just saw my dog's dick. Having trouble looking him in the eyes now. — Nikhil Saluja
- What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick. — Kevin
- The only way to let somebody know they are being a dick, is by acting like a bigger dick. This explains my life. — Nikhil Saluja