Dick Quotes

633 quotes by 369 authors

Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick. — Dave Attell
The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. — Joe Garagiola
Women don't care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick... I've never once heard a woman say: He had such a big… — Sex And The City
Don't run from this dick girl I don't li to chase. I wax that ass she make that Mr. Miyagi face. — Lil Wayne
Don't be lookin' for no donations. You get dick, then reservations. I get pussy then hibernation. — Lil Wayne
Never say never, she might do her friend, you never know. Shorty make that dick stand up like it's telling jokes. — Lil Wayne
I woke up this morning, dick rock hard, dick harder than a armadilla.' MLK would be proud of me, cause I do this shit for… — Lil Wayne
A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy. — Nikhil Saluja
I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
You should wear a condom on your head because if your gunna act like a dick might as well dress like one. — Nikhil Saluja
Guys: wanna make your woman feel speechless? Shove your dick in her mouth mid-sentence. — Nikhil Saluja
My Dick is the CEO of getting down to fucking business. — Nikhil Saluja
Because you dont have a bf you have to sabotage someone eles relationship fuck off slut no one needs you here effing bitch get screwed… — Talyiah
Whoever is going through and downing all my quotes can suck my dick bitch. — Jessi
My gurl not allowed 2 mail off letters...wtf she lick'N a envelopes fo...my dick da only thang she should b lick'N — IG:catone_2_funny
Fat girls who don't suck dick, usually serve no purpose. — Nikhil Saluja
The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja
So... the elephant says to the camel why do you have 2 boobs on your back? the camel replies that's a pretty stupid question coming… — Ritu Ghatourey
Not sure if you should cheat on your wife with the hot chick from work? Let your dick make the decision for you. — Nikhil Saluja
Trust no player, fear no bitch. Give no pussy, suck no dick. People play games, and are full of shit. Play the role and be… — Trust No Player Fear No Bitch

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