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Diamonds Quotes by Joan Rivers
- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
More Diamonds Quotes
- You don't want a million answers as much as you want a few forever questions. The questions are diamonds you hold in… — Richard Bach
- Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. — Thomas Browne
- Next to sound judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. — Jean de la Bruyere
- No pressure, no diamonds. — Thomas Carlyle
- We shall find peace. We shall hear angels, we shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds. — Anton Chekhov
- The whole history of these books (i.e. the Gospels) is so defective and doubtful that it seems vain to attempt minute enquiry… — Thomas Jefferson
- Certain teachings in the Bible are as diamonds in a dung-heap. — Thomas Jefferson
- I have seen youths bright eyed and fair groping after bubbles in rapture, and conceiving them diamonds and the glitter of fine… — Theodore Dreiser
- God changes caterpillars into butterflies, sand into pearls and coal into diamonds using time and pressure. He's working on you, too. — Rick Warren
- No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday. — Mae West
- True science is distinctively the study of useless things. For the useful things will get studied without the aid of scientific men.… — Charles Sanders Peirce
- I wanted to win to feed the hungry people of my community. I didn't want to win to buy a diamond.. I… — Unknown Author